Archive for January, 2009

“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.” – Homer Simpson

And now, in my weekly attempt to scare the s*** out of all of you…

Medical miracle, or another instance of crazy baby-obsessed-woman going…well…crazy?

Despite the Pentagon’s massive budget (a budget that could insure the entire population of the United States), we still find breeches of information in the most unlikely of places…like an MP3 Player at a garage sale.

Isn’t the ‘trust your gut’ doctrine what screwed up the USA in the first place?

Is it…is it possible that there’s…hope for the future?

Ah, no, guess not.

While Pink Tentacle sounds like the title of a Japanese Hentai movie, this article is rather badass.

Wow, State Governments are starting to run like Wal-Marts.

Sweeeeet.

Read the article, feel inspiried, but make sure to read the first comment on the bottom.

Gotta love it when Stephen Colbert’s guests give the satirist a run for his money.

For Avatar fans only…

That’s it this week! Tune in next week when I prove that Ann Coulter is a man! Until then!

“Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.”

- Seneca

Science is, on occasion, simply badass.

I’m not entirely sure whether to applaud his stoicism, or admonish his addiction.

I’ve always felt that the traditional American wedding was a money-soaked farce, so I’m glad people are using their imaginations to change it up.

You just gotta love it when people fight the system and win.

My, how the world has changed…and will keep changing.

One wonders how absolutely f****** lazy we Americans have become when we shove more pills down our children’s throat than any other nation in the world.

I think I saw this car in northern Florida once…

It’s best to read this article while listening to the Star Wars Imperial March.

Remember this article, because later in life as we defeat disease, this will have been the beginning of it.

Reading this, I sometimes wish we still had criminals fight lions in pits as punishment – as well as for our amusement.

Proving once again we don’t know jack about our own brains.

Yet another reason nations will slowly become a thing of the past.

Tune in next week when I showcase Dick Cheney’s sex tape! Until then!

Introductions and So Forth (just getting the boring crap out of the way)

Is it a bit of mysterious synchronicity that this site gets up and running just after the inauguration of our first African-American President, showing that the two events are linked in a world-wide conspiracy of epic proportions…?

Or does it just show how slow and lazy I am with all things web-related? Well, we’ll leave the spiritual/philosophical musing to the occultists for the time being, and I’ll just introduce myself. My name is Khaos, and welcome to the official opening of Chaos-Seeds.com!

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