“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.” – Homer Simpson

And now, in my weekly attempt to scare the s*** out of all of you…

Medical miracle, or another instance of crazy baby-obsessed-woman going…well…crazy?

Despite the Pentagon’s massive budget (a budget that could insure the entire population of the United States), we still find breeches of information in the most unlikely of places…like an MP3 Player at a garage sale.

Isn’t the ‘trust your gut’ doctrine what screwed up the USA in the first place?

Is it…is it possible that there’s…hope for the future?

Ah, no, guess not.

While Pink Tentacle sounds like the title of a Japanese Hentai movie, this article is rather badass.

Wow, State Governments are starting to run like Wal-Marts.

Sweeeeet.

Read the article, feel inspiried, but make sure to read the first comment on the bottom.

Gotta love it when Stephen Colbert’s guests give the satirist a run for his money.

For Avatar fans only…

That’s it this week! Tune in next week when I prove that Ann Coulter is a man! Until then!