“I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not.

You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.”

Agent Smith, The Matrix

Exactly how much longer before the human actor is driven irrelevant by modern technology? Hm – can’t be too bad of a thing, maybe it’ll soften the celebrity ego-feeding worship most of us lavish upon the Hollywood Elite.

Yeah, it’s old, but I don’t feel it’ll ever get too old to make fun of Sarah Palin.

Just goes to show how small and insignificant we all are.

Ah, local news – inexperience and ignorance surpassed only by modern-day bloggers and podcasters.

Hypnotic…hyp…no…tic…

At what point did our country become so completely…gah, there needs to be a word better than dumbs***…

Wouldn’t mind having an apartment at the top of one of these. Can you imagine the view?

And now, in my weekly attempt to scare the s*** out of all of you…

You’ve got to hand it to the Egyptians – they sure knew how to pack away dead people.

…and how many teenagers are going to be willing to accurately record how many hours they spend looking at porn? Not many. Not very many at all.

I’m not sure which one I like more – the one where things end in a draw, or the one where Vader drops all of them.

So the economy is so bad, organized crime lords are dumping money into the economy to help get it going. By Chaos, this is getting sick and sad.

I’ve been hearing that bad forensics can account for a large proportion of false imprisonments, but jeez, you’re actually at risk when arrested, even if your innocent.

So the events in Dies the Fire: A Novel of the Change can actually happen? Shit, better buy a Katana…

So even communist Cuba has figured out Linux is a better OS?

Have an overworked security force? Not enough hours in the day to carry out the executions in your oppressive dictatorship? Buy the new Death Bus, and never worry about not killing all those dissidents ever again!

Haha, too true, too true…

…and how long before they can pick out information directly from your brain? We passed a genetics discrimination act, I think we’ll now need a law to protect the information in our nervous system.

Personally – my own opinion, of course - the USA is doomed. Just an opinion. But others, of course, disagree…

Tune in next week when I post top secret government information THEY don’t want you to know about!

…or I’ll just post a bunch of lolcats. I still haven’t decided.